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The Yeet Lazar Beam is a laser with 54x10^23 beepwatts. It is larger than your mom.

See Yeet Sword.

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Enchanted Regardless Ω+Ω+Ω

Enchanted Curse VI

Enchanted Ω1

Enchanted DragonixEnchant III

Enchanted Stuff DCLIV

Enchanted Transmega Ω_2θ (?⟲+2)

Abilities:


 * Karen Disease - One use and then its craziness.
 * Death Shockwave - Sends a shockwave that will disarm anything in sight.
 * Medicine - All effects that affect you in a negative way (amnesia, wine, drugs etc.) will be obliterate.
 * The Beams of DOOM - Black rays funnel out from a 360˚ angle around you, knocking your enemies a few light years away from you.
 * Internal Pain - Your opponent gets their body filled with 100000000˚ degree plasma filled up in his petty body.
 * Hack - Your opponent glitches. He can’t move. He can’t do anything. He fades away.
 * ShrinkoHole - Your opponent shrinks to the size of a quark.
 * WeaponRob 7000 - Rob your opponent's weapons to throw back at them.
 * Self-Paradox - End the universe completely (except you and innocent people, unless it's in Brutal Mode which makes everyone but you die.)
 * Afterlife - Even if the wielder of the sword dies, the sword will attack by itself.
 * Clones - Make sextillions of  clones of the sword with its user to confuse the enemy.
 * Strange Matter Rain Cloud - Generates your opponent their personal Strange Matter Rain Cloud. Very good birthday gift indeed.
 * PsychoBreak - Break the laws of physics.
 * TelePsycho - Generate your personal Laws of Physics bubble and teleport out of the universe and beyond.
 * ΩTeleport - Teleport behind your opponent and harass them. If they try to stab you from the back, the sword will automatically teleport you again.
 * OiKoi - Summon flying, breathe-in-the-air kois armed with a Sword of Super Swords with the NOMinator 3000 to distract the opponent
 * Hypnotize - Play with your enemy’s mind.
 * Abuse the System - Summon an infinite amount of sharpened sticks to break the opponent’s life
 * Nom Nom Nom- It’s just crazy stuff.
 * Melonation - Pelt melons at your opponent. For deadliness, they go at lightspeed.
 * Super Wield: The sword has a mind of its own, and summons hundreds of thousands of entities, with different abilities, to surround and attack the opponent. This can even attack after the owner dies. On Brutal Mode, they travel real fast and shoot solar flares and Cosmic Plasma, and while normally it would summon ~35 000 entities per 10 seconds, on Super Steroids, that number is ~160 000 every 7 seconds.
 * Army: Summon 6000 warriors. 2000 archers, 200 Gods, 500 Tanks, 1000 Shield/Blasters, 1200 Ninjas, 100 Giant Orbs, 250 Decimators and 750 Giant AxeHammerers. On Super Steroids, Archers become enhanced Archer-toting GODS, Gods become giant beings that can do pretty much anything, Tanks become super-firing, enchanted and godly, Shield/Blasters get 10x blast wattage and shields become giant weaponized invincible… things, Ninjas become flying and superfast, Giant Orbs summon Koi Fish Dragon Ninjas and small mini-orbs too, Decimators get extra range, AxeHammerers become ultrastrong, the axes are super sharp and can sever anything in 8 directions, and the hammers harness the power of the Sun, Moon and Lightning. Also summons Critters, little rainbow minions with Power crystals as their eyes. Also summons multiple levels of the same thing, and in the middle of the ring, there are a bunch of weapons crammed together.
 * Archer: This Sword summons an army of archers who wield a 10-swarms of double-edged Sword of Super Swords, turrets that shoot mini spinning double-edged Super-swords and a blast of energy, a metalØncrete that is 97% as strong as the strongest wall and can deform to destroy enemy, and a thing that can summon ultra spinning scythe-shaped pieces of energy. On Brutal Mode, they are sped up by 2.8 x 108 times, and turn into 5-armed GODS that just jjjjjjjjjjj.
 * Obliterate: To put it simply, if you get attacked by this, you pretty much don’t exist anymore. In Brutal Mode, the thing turns into an Obliterum Black Hole, sending out shockwaves that decimate everything and channel power to self. Channeling can take the power absorbed from this.
 * Almighty PUSH*: Bye Bye! See you on the other side of the Universe! In Brutal Mode, you get launched to the other side of the multiverse.

* Also you can use this to teleport somewhere else.


 * Steroids: Random [Choo Choo] GO! Launches millions of attacks, 4296.8x attack speed, 954x damage and absolutely YEETS your opponent. Obliterate now targets radius instead of single objects, summons giant dragons, and rains hundreds of copies of the DRAGONIX SWORD. Also 39% of swords blast a 97.8x1026 -watt laser of doom. Also shoots Steroids at other swords, and summons almost every weapon in existence. Summons SuperPigeons.
 * Internal Death: All sorts of entities tear opponents FROM THE INSIDE. Opponent also explodes. While this ability is on SuperSteroids, attacks stay concentrated, recursively destroying the enemy or they ricochet infinitely against the enemies.
 * NomSteroids: If a fish is using this, apply an effect (NomSteroids) to the fish. Black Fish will get effect (Ninjanator 3000), Orange Fish will get effect (NomNomSteroidDistract 3000) and White fish will flap all over the place, using the sword randomly. A mix of colors will get the mix of effects. When summoned, Fish on NomSteroids have a 43.7% chance to summon another KoiOi every 12 seconds. While on Brutal Mode, they turn into Cosmic Plasma-Breathing Giant KoiFish Dragons with almighty laser eyes
 * THE ALMIGHTY BANG: Channels all the power from a radius of 1000km to the sword. Then it will absorb all the swords and entities and shoot them all out with even more entities, (including KoiOi+, Ultrodeum_909 walls, Steroids on Steroids (aka Brutal Mode+ More) and LITERAL DEATH SHOCKWAVE EXPLOSIONS), all the powers, a blast of energy and super sharpened enchanted spears, raining down on your opponent. Also weapons will be sought and be enhanced by 2218.8x. Oof. And every 5s, it releases a decimation bang that absorbs the power around it REGARDLESS, and adds to the power, therefore allowing a bigger bang every time.
 * Kommunism: Kommunist Attack. All protection will be obliterated. Will Rain Communism Melons, decimating stuff.
 * Block: Since invincibility, it can block anything. It can move at lightspeed. On Brutal Mode, it deflects it.
 * Spear Throw: Shoots 300 spears per second. Becomes 7.5K on Brutal Mode
 * T R O L L: Your opponent will go absolutely no. (Eg. Internal Pain, Vertigo, Dizziness, Drunkenness, Drug Addiction, Nudity, Flying, Screaming, Dumbness, Nausea, Bleeding, Itching, Stretching, Being A cat, No/Yes/Maybe/Spam/Ac64a/what/baaaaaaaaa Feeling and Melon Pelting. Also uses the attack Hypnotize.)

Entities:


 * Swords: Replicas of the master sword.
 * Koi Fish: Flying, Invincible and Giant. The information is somewhere else. Nom Nom Nom.
 * VEMM: Rifts in reality. If the Glitch comes in contact with you, you become Glitch. Enhances weapons. Can summon Black Holes that Suck, Glitch and Shred.
 * GIANT BUZZSAW: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWWW
 * Giant Cannon: Shoots ElectroBall 9 000 000 000, Godballs and F-shells at 187.3 launches/sec.
 * Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow…: Bows shoot hundreds of bows which shoot a bunch of stuff and ultra-enchanted bows which shoot replicas of the master sword, blasts of energy and more bows which shoot energy beings that are super-destructive and bows which shoot mini-replicas with 3-bladed blades spinning at 1 gajillion rpm and Ultra-Arrows. On Brutal Mode, an Orb can summon a cylinder of Bows, 8 bows thick and 25 bows along. And they shoot at 10 000 sps.
 * Slimes: Enchanted slime globs can harden, trap, shield & enhance. They can also turn into Cosmic Plasma, making DeathLasagne, Rifts, Strange Matter, Ultra-deadly plasma and VEMM. In Brutal Mode, they can stretch and multiply, and create a VEMM infection that destroys everything and grows twofold every second. Slime gobs can warp anywhere too. Can be controlled to avoid collateral damage.
 * Drones: Small double-ended swords are like the Daggers of HellDaggers. Except seeking. In Brutal Mode, they can create clones of themselves, making 3 copies of themselves in a second.
 * Scythe-Axes: Axes chop things with super strength. Scythes spin at ungodly speeds and absolutely SHRED things.
 * Giant Hammers: They have many powers, but I won’t bore you. They SMASH stuff absolutely.
 * Barge Shields: They protect the weapon Storm. They also barge through the walls.
 * Cursor: The cursor is back, but stronger…
 * Rainbow Minions: To put it simply, you’re pretty much dead.
 * Strange Rain: Spears tipped with SuperSlime. Gets StrangeMatter mixed in on Brutal Mode. Worse than it sounds.
 * ElectroBall 9 000 000 000: You don’t want to know. Increase lethality in brutal mode by generating 10 instead.
 * F-shell: What did you do to deserve this? When detonated, will release RECURSIVE CLUSTER DEATH SHOCKWAVE EXPLOSIONS AND ELECTRO-MISSILE SPIKE SWORD MADNESS.
 * The Deadly Seed: Growing at 1km/5 sec, unbreakable wood shoots out in all directions, diverging into 3 other paths every kilometre. Mini-branches can wield all sorts of weapons, and the wood can shift. Also there are swords, giant nails and sharpened spears stuck into the wood. Each 100th branch has a Blue Orb. It’s powers cannot be put into words. In Brutal Mode, every 500th branch creates a Death Orb which generates 3 more deadly trees. They will also grow 2x thicker, grow at 1000km/sec, create Giant Fish, Dragons and Pigeons with special powers, and each 20th branch has an Orange Orb, which can create Plasma Branches, Solid Plasma/Quark Soup Beams and Eyes that shoot blasts of laser equivalent to the energy equivalent of the Earth (A lot lot) to increase damage on Brutal Mode.

Cursor:


 * Ctrl-C Selected
 * Ctrl-V Once/Repeat/Auto
 * Select Scroll/Range/All/Chosen
 * Delete Selected/All
 * Draw 3D/2D Animated/Create
 * Shoot Malware/Code Pellet/Item
 * Code Malware/Glitch/Object
 * Open Tab/Screen/Error/Terminal

Cursor Attacks:


 * Attack: It thwacks your opponent. On Super Steroids, it is a deadly shooter firing Dark Plasma, summons clones of itself, goes at high speeds and jjjjjj.
 * ÿ̴̪̗͖̹̱͙̋̓͗̅̃̈̀̕͠ø̷̨̛̳͍̺̭̝̈͗͆̒̈́ú̸̹͇̳͙̱͕̲̑̾̀̑͊͒̇̇r̴̢̛̛͉͕͇͙̟̖̰̫̿̇̽̏̈̅͆̐̂̚͝ͅ ̸̟̈̈́̌͊͌̎̓͐͂̋̑̕͝͠ç̸̙̄͗̿͑̋̒̑͋̾ǫ̸̜͍̙͕͚̻̜̻͓̗̫̂̎̀͛͂̎͐̀͝͝m̷̧̧͖̞̻̫͕̜͈̞̗͙̪̞̰͊̃̈̄́̈́̆͌̈́̔̋̍̒́̚p̵̛̭͉̓̒͛̍͆͌̇̋̓̀̊̚͠ừ̶̛̟͂͛̄̂̑̿t̴̡̛̫̲̖̗̞̩̦̂̊̀̅͑̚ë̸̪͙̻̪͔͂̾̃̏̽̀͆̐͛̄̑̚͜͝r̸̘̺͖̣̻͓͚͙̳̞͖͑͗̐͐͊̑͗̀̎ ̸̯͉͛̎̔̀̎̇̊̚͝͠h̴̳̤̱́̔̆̕͝å̷̢̡͓͈̲͈̯̠͍͖̲͒̔̑̿͐͆͜͝ͅš̴̨̞̪͚̲͉̗̰́̽̏͌̀̋͆̿͌͜ͅ ̶̭̓͑̓͋̐̿̾͘͜͝â̵̢̨͙̹̒̈́ ̷̯̳̖̒̽ṿ̶͗̔̽̂̿̀͑̕į̸̨̨̠̝̘̘̬̐́ŕ̷̯̤̫̱̌̈̉͐̽̅̒͗̌̉̈́̒̆͘ͅū̸͚̣͖̜̝͂̐̈͒̆̒̀ș̵͎̙͎͎́̅̒: Shoot malware at your opponent. They are paralyzed. They literally stop existing.
 * Antivirus: Anti-hack 3000
 * SpamJam: Shoot spam at opponents.
 * Delete: You have been Deleted.
 * Select All: All enemies are selected for easier deletion.
 * Summon: They can type code to summon stuff.

Cursor Defense/CounterAttack:


 * Antivirus All hack-related attacks will be deflected back. On Brutal Mode, It will be deflected back with the virus Psycho-Hack.
 * Computer Shield Anything that affects your computer will be removed.
 * AbilityCopy 3000 Whatever ability your opponent uses, you can use as well. It will also be deleted.
 * Badimir Summons a Badimir to harass your opponent.

Brutal Mode Abilities:


 * Rebel Makes a third of the enemy’s army rebel
 * Army Rob Rob up to half of your opponent’s army to your cause.
 * _Adimir Gang Generates a million of each Adimir (eg. Badimir, Madimir, Sadimir, Dadimir, Ladimir, Hadimir, Padimir, Radimir, Balladimir, Octadimir, Gadimir) More lethal than it sounds.
 * S A N I C You can run at the speed of light to your will.
 * Blindness Your opponent’s whole entire army is blind for a quintillion years.
 * H Here we go again…
 * TUWIO Generates a TUWIO per second to protect yourself.
 * Anti-Paradox Protects you and your fellow people from the wrath of the Paradox.
 * Re-Paradox: This will paradox any anti-paradox, thus repeating the paradox.
 * Anti-Re-Paradox REPEAT/Anti-(Anti: Any REPEAT) Disintegrates all types of Re-Paradoxes, Paradoxes, Paradox Repeat Spawners and any amount of Anti’s.
 * Inf_Anti Paradox Anything <= an Infinity will stop existing.
 * Infinitated Transmega (EpsilonInf) Protects any attack with a Transmega_2 Repeat Counter-attack. Transmega deletes any repeat/Omega/Infinity attacks or counter attacks. Transmega_2 also attacks and counter attacks, twice. Infinitiation removes any attempt at a Trans-Transmega or an Anti-Epsilon. When the identicals meet, they create a Self-Paradoxing Paradox, which in turn must paradox itself, but can’t as that was paradoxed, creating another Paradox but is removed by both Transmegas. But the paradox must exist, thus creating a Paradox at the sources, destroying the sources. But since the source is destroyed, there is nothing to keep the Paradox in existence, thus the Paradox must stop existing but it is a Paradox, which destroys the very meaning of its existence, making it unstable and simply glitching out. Also, anything larger than this will create a Meaning Paradox, which doesn't destroy anything but is very unstable and Vemm. Not recommended.
 * Trans-Dimensional Portal Bye bye! See you in who knows where!

Sword Modes:


 * Control    Yes.
 * Default     The classical Dragonix Sword
 * Super Steroids      :)
 * Brutal Mode      Paradox kills everyone but you, Badimir unlocks the ability to swear, AbilityCopy 3000 can copy up to 10 abilities, unlocks NEW abilities which includes an ability which makes a third of the opponent’s army rebel, some other stuff and generates splash damage, seeking and the ability Clone on all attacks. Includes Super Steroids. In Brutal Mode, all entities have abilities ranging from the NomButton3000 for koi fish to the Switchblade on Clones.

Switchblade Types:


 * Dark/Light Double Sword Dark Attacks well… are dark. Light attacks harness the sun and send blasts or light. On Brutal Mode, it releases a huge blast of energy.
 * Hack/Electro Double Sword Made of electricity. Hack.
 * Energy/Ultra Double Sword what do you expect?